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Robert Burton

The Anatomy of Melancholy

1651 English with a close modern English rendering

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Persistence and Opportunity of Time and Place; Meetings, Conversation…

1651 English

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to say they are younger then they are. Carmides in the said Lucian loved Philematium, an old maid of 45. years, she swore to him she was but 32. next December. But to dissemble in this kind, is familiar of all sides, and often it takes.

Fallere credentem res est operosa puellam,

’tis soon done, no such great mastery,

Egregiam verò laudem, & spolia ampla, ——

And nothing so frequent as to bely their estates, to prefer their suites, and to advance themselves. Many men to fetch over a young woman, widdows, or whom they love, will not stick to crack, forge and fain any thing comes next, bid his boy fetch his cloak, rapier, gloves, jewels, &c. in such a chest, scarlet-golden-tissue breeches, &c. when there is no such matter;

or make any scruple to give out, as he did in Petronius, that he was master of a ship, kept so many servants, and to personate their part the better, take upon them to be gentlemen of good houses, well descended and allied, hire apparell at brokers, some Scavinger or pricklouse Tailors to attend upon them for the time, swear they have great possessions, bribe, lye, cog, and foist how dearly they love, how bravely they will maintain her, like any Lady, Countess, Dutchess, or Queen; they shall have gowns, tiers, jewels, coaches, and caroches, choice diet,

The heads of Parrats, tongues of Nightingals. The brains of Peacocks, and of Estriches, Their bath shall be the juyce of Gilliflowres, Spirit of Roses, and of Violets, The milk of Unicorns, &c.

as old Vulpone courted Cælia in the Comœdy, when as they are no such men, not worth a groat, but meer sharkers, to make a fortune, to get their desire, or else pretend love to spend their idle hours, to be more welcome, and for better entertainment. The conclusion is, they mean nothing less,

Nil metuunt jurare, nihil promittere curant: Sed simulac cupidæ mentis satiata libido est, Dicta nihil metuere, nihil perjuria curant.Oathes, vows, promises, are much protested; But when their minde and lust is satisfied, Oathes, vows, promises, are quite neglected.

though he solemnly swear by the Genius of Cæsar, by Venus shrine, Hymens deity, by Jupiter, and all the other gods, give no credit to his words. For when Lovers swear, Venus laughs, Venus hæc perjuria ridet, Jupiter himself smiles, and pardons it withall, as grave Plato gives out, of all perjury, that alone for love matters is forgiven by the gods.

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The Anatomy of Melancholy: Persistence and Opportunity of Time and Place; Meetings, Conversation…

p. 774

They say they are younger than they are. Charmides, in the same Lucian, loved Philematium, an unmarried woman of forty-five; she swore to him that she would be only thirty-two next December. But such deception is common on all sides, and often succeeds.

To deceive a trusting girl is a laborious business.

It is soon done, no great feat:

Splendid praise indeed, and rich spoils!

Nothing is more common than lying about their wealth to further their courtship and improve their standing. To take in a young woman, a widow, or whoever they love, many men will not hesitate to boast, fabricate and invent whatever comes to mind: telling the servant boy to fetch his cloak, rapier, gloves, jewels and so on from such-and-such a chest, his scarlet breeches of cloth of gold, and so forth, when none of these things exists.

Nor will they scruple to announce, like the fellow in Petronius, that they own a ship and keep so many servants. To play their part better, they pretend to be gentlemen of good families, well born and well connected; hire clothes from secondhand dealers and some street cleaner or louse-stabbing tailors to attend them for the occasion; swear they have great estates; bribe, lie, cheat and pass off their stories of how dearly they love her and how magnificently they will keep her, like any lady, countess, duchess or queen. She shall have gowns, headdresses, jewels, coaches and carriages, and the finest food:

The heads of parrots, tongues of nightingales, The brains of peacocks and of ostriches; Their bath shall be the juice of gillyflowers, Essence of roses and of violets, The milk of unicorns, and so on.

So old Volpone courted Celia in the comedy. In reality these men are nothing of the sort, not worth a groat, merely swindlers seeking a fortune or the fulfilment of their desires. Or they pretend to be in love to fill their idle hours, make themselves more welcome and secure better hospitality. The upshot is that they have no intention of keeping their promises:

They fear no oath, take no care over what they promise; But once the lust of their eager mind is satisfied, They fear nothing for their words and care nothing for perjury.

Oaths, vows and promises are loudly declared; But once their mind and lust are satisfied, Oaths, vows and promises are quite forgotten.

Though he solemnly swears by Caesar’s guardian spirit, by Venus’s shrine, by Hymen’s divinity, by Jupiter and all the other gods, put no trust in his words. For when lovers swear, Venus laughs: “Venus laughs at these false oaths.” Jupiter himself smiles and pardons them too, as the solemn Plato declares: of all perjury, only that committed in matters of love is forgiven by the gods.

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About This Reading Edition

Robert Burton’s Anatomy ranges across medicine, philosophy, poetry, religion, and everyday life in its inquiry into melancholy. This complete parallel edition pairs the 1651 English text with a close modern English rendering, preserving the three Partitions, Democritus Junior’s address to the reader, verse, and the historical index.

Historical Text and Translation

The historical text follows the sixth edition, printed at Oxford for Henry Cripps in 1651, using the McGill University Library copy. The supplied edition documents missing printed pages 98–99 supplied from another 1651 copy at the Bavarian State Library. Historical folio labels and their irregularities remain visible; web reader numbers identify reflowed passages and do not claim to reproduce PDF pagination.

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