How did this work with Alexander, that would needs be Jupiters son, and go like Hercules in a Lions skin? Domitian a God, (Dominus Deus noster sic fieri jubet) like the Persian Kings, whose Image was adored by all that came into the City of Babylon. Commodus the Emperor was so gulled by his flattering parasites, that he must be called Hercules. Antonius the Roman would be crowned with Ivy, carried in a Chariot, and adored for Bacchus. Cotys King of Thrace, was married to Minerva, and sent three severall messengers one after another, to see if she were come to his bed-chamber.
Such a one was Iupiter Menecrates, Maximinus Iovianus, Dioclesianus Herculeus, Sapor the Persian King, brother of the Sun and Moon, and our modern Turks, that will be Gods on earth, Kings of Kings, Gods shadow, Commanders of all that may be commanded, our Kings of China and Tartaria in this present age. Such a one was Xerxes, that would whip the sea, fetter Neptune, stultâ jactantiâ, and send a challenge to Mount Athos: and such are many sottish Princes, brought into a fools Paradise by their parasites,
’tis a common humor, incident to all men, when they are in great places, or come to the solstice of honor, have done, or deserv’d well, to applaud and flatter themselves. Stultitiam suam produnt, &c. (saith Platerus) your very tradesmen if they be excellent, will crak and brag, and shew their folly in excess. They have good parts, and they know it, you need not tell them of it; out of a conceit of their worth, they go smiling to themselves, a perpetual meditation of their Trophies and plaudites, they run at the last quite mad, and lose their wits. Petrarch, lib. 1. de contemptu mundi, confessed as much of himself,
and Cardan in his 5 book of wisdom, gives an instance in a Smith of Millan, a fellow Citizen of his, one Galeus de Rubeis, that being commended for refinding of an instrument of Archimedes, for joy ran mad. Plutarch in the life of Artaxerxes, hath such a like story of one Chamus a souldier, that wounded King Cyrus in battle, and grew thereupon so arrogant, that in a short space after he lost his wits.
So many men, if any new honor, office, preferment, booty, treasure, possession, or patrimony, ex insperato fall unto them, for immoderate joy, and continual meditation of it, cannot sleep or tell what they say or do, they are so ravished on a sudden; and with vain conceits transported, there is no rule with them. Epaminondas therefore, the next day after his Leuctrian victory, came abroad all squalid and submisse, and give no other reason to his friends of so doing, than that he perceived himself the day before, by reason of his good fortune, to be too insolent, overmuch joyed.
That wise and vertuous Lady, Queen Katherin, Dowager of England, in private talke, upon like occasion, said, that she would not willingly endure the extremity of either fortune; but if it were so, that of necessity she must undergo the one, she would be in adversity, because comfort was never wanting in it, but still counsel and government were defective in the other: They could not moderate themselves.